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rrobinson444
10.06.2021 8:11:49

Filled a fountain drink at a gas station with my keys still in my hand. I put it down on the counter with all the lids, straws, coffee creamer and whatnot. I put on a lid. I take a straw, peel the wrapper off, and put the straw in my drink. I then proceed to simultaneously pocket the straw wrapper and toss my keys into the trash hole. Worst part is that I became aware of what I was doing half way through the throw, but couldn't stop, instead experiencing it in bullet-time. "Gonna be one of those days," I think to myself. [links]


cre8r
03.05.2021 1:57:05

Had my change in one hand and my receipt in the other. Threw my money in the bin.


carolstreet444
03.05.2021 18:36:18

finally one similar to something I've done.


petree
22.04.2021 20:18:39

luckily for me, it wasn't too long after the last bag change, and it was just straw wrappers, broken straws and molested lids in there. Perfectly dry.


casey24lyn
16.05.2021 22:16:11

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hubdawg
18.05.2021 19:45:42

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Huffmankatie
10.06.2021 8:11:49

I've done this but with my recently deceased cat. I've gone to feed him, or called his name while I'm walking down the hallway, or been like "Why isn't he coming and sitting with me like he usually does?" Always with an ". Oh yeah. " here


DJFC
03.05.2021 1:57:05

Then I remember. Oh yeah, she's dead. Been that way for over a decade. Oof. here


gusti
03.05.2021 18:36:18

At least once a month I'll grab my phone to call my Mom. Scroll through my contacts and. where the eff is her number?? [links]


plusjeans
22.04.2021 20:18:39

Oh shit. That must sucker punch a bit.


sharp
16.05.2021 22:16:11

When I'm mid-panic attack I always look through my phone for my bestie's current number (he broke a lot of phones).


jesmurf
18.05.2021 19:45:42

It sucks. I'm sorry for your loss. here


foo barf
23.06.2021 0:41:06

I just did this on Friday. is it a national thing or have we gone to the same school?


jemenake
09.05.2021 7:40:33

That has a special amusingness to it because I can imagine exactly how it would feel


poet_imp
16.06.2021 5:39:51

So me, running off of 40 minutes of sleep, concluded that the fastest way to sprint up the stairs was by using two feet per step, instead of alternating feet like a functioning person.


ArtForz
01.06.2021 22:24:39

Threw some coffee grounds in some boiling water and tried to mix it like chocolate milk. Was not the morning wake up I anticipated.. here


leonas7n3417
16.05.2021 16:07:13

Lived in northern Washington and driving home from work half brain dead I missed my exit and just kept going without realizing. Accidently drove to the Canadian border before I thought something was up. more


bittersweet
24.05.2021 17:27:34

Haha my mom did this before. We were at the Washington DC zoo and she got so lost that no one knew where we were (pre cell phone days) until we got to the new york border. Idk how she didn't kill us all. 2, 6, 9, and 10 year old. I do remember her helping us make up songs and she always packed a lot of food (we were homeschooled and on a field trip for science or something). So it ended up being a very pleasant childhood memory here


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16.05.2021 16:07:13

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strania
24.05.2021 17:27:34

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