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01.06.2021 14:30:04
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Guy who just bought a boat: There’s my guy. here
Guy who just bought a boat: Now, [Cut to Colin Jost and Guy who just bought a boat] if you want to get pot-lucky, bring a time tested side to the tabe. [Cut to Guy who just bought a boat] The right side dish leads to slide fish. Stick the landing and you’ll be like stove top. Stuffing an open bird. And trust me, by then she’ll be saying those magic words, “Just use your finger, it’s bigger.” Remember, mac and cheese leads to rack and squeeze. more
Guy who knows the owner: Rule numbero un, this thanksgiving, if you want to move out of the friend zone and into her end zone, pay her a compliment. Like, “Nice cooking”. Or “I’d have sex with you.” Remember, class leads to ass. This dong is huge and it can’t get hard. After the main intercourse, you’ll want to loosen your belt. Because it’s time for a long winter’s fap. Takes three hours. Nothing comes out. It’s a loaf of wet bread. Or play your cards right and she’ll slip off her loubou-t pumps and play a little under the table footsie that will have her say, “Is that a giant, old, soft, decaying banana in your pants or are you just not interested to see me?” [links]
Guy who knows the owner: Hey, hold on. What does gravy have in common with this dude? [pointing at Guy who just bought a boat] [links]
Colin Jost: You guys, I’m sorry. You guys have to leave. I’m sorry. [links]
Colin Jost: Valentine’s day is next week. But these days it can be tricky to navigate the early stages of romance without crossing any lines. Here with his respectful dating tips is, Guy Who Just Bought a Boat.
Colin Jost: Yeah. That sounds like she made that up to get away from you.
Guy Who Bought a Boat: Okay. Your breast bet for getting a heart shaved box [Cut to Guy Who Just Bought a Boat] is a heart shaped box. We’re talking rusty stoves, your go dives, your lili trus—That’s Lindt Lindor Truffles. Try and keep up. Remember, choco leads to taco. [Cut to Guy Who Just Bought a Boat and Colin Jost] I feel sick and bad all the time. And speaking of taco, [Cut to Guy Who Just Bought a Boat] bring your passports, boys, because at the end of the noche, it’s time to go south o’the border. And before long she’ll be showing you her o face. AS in, “O–kay, I’ll be doing it myself after you leave.” here
Doubtless, the Trump cult will admire this guy's pluck and ingenuity in bilking millions off of them, right?
I'm not exactly sure, but the boat in question looks like a Jupiter 41SB, which if new would set you back around a million dollars.
Nice work if you can get it, eh? here
The 33-year-old tennis superstar (he's only 33!) is a huge fan of luxury floaty boats -- he's in the middle of selling his OTHER yacht, Beethoven, for $3 million . but he just couldn't wait to get the ball rolling on his new toy. more
Nadal's got great taste . the yacht comes with an awesome bar, multiple sun decks, huge garage and can fit up to 12 of his closest friends.
The yacht -- an 80 Sunreef Power catamaran -- isn't finished being built yet . but it should be good to go by 2020. Hey, something to look forward to. [links]
Rafael Nadal just bought a fully decked-out custom yacht . and it's AWESOME. more