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canvasprint
12.06.2021 22:00:41

14. What do sailors get when they’re finally cured of writer’s block? [links]


cryptical
01.05.2021 4:16:44

Oh no! Is it sick? You should give it some vitamin sea.


Vorlon
08.05.2021 20:01:00

5. Guy goes out on a friends yacht and asks, “don’t these cheap yachts sink all the time.”


lysacor
19.06.2021 14:45:54

18. How do you know when a boat is feeling affectionate?


xterm11
10.06.2021 23:30:02

12. How do boats say hello to one another? [links]


MeatPopsicle
15.06.2021 1:31:46

15. What did Watson say to his boss when he noticed their boat had to be towed?


rydiamage
02.06.2021 6:45:50

Have you ever gone overboard and completely exaggerated in your actions? Similar to that, when you go overboard on a boat, it means that you literally fall out of it. here


Ryo
27.05.2021 6:16:28

We have all, not only once, experienced the calm before the storm. For example, we know that a really bad argument is always preceded by an extremely peaceful period. Sailors, on the other side, would use this phrase in the anticipation of bad weather. here


ritobanc
09.06.2021 8:20:08

The phrase Anchors Aweigh means that there are no anchors in the sea at the moment, they are all clear of the sea bottom and the boat is ready for departure. [links]


britschler
28.04.2021 17:19:46

The sea, the sun and the wind have always been the best remedies for all diseases, broken hearts and loneliness. If you have never experienced the healing power of a day spent at sea and on a sailing ship, do it as soon as possible. You are missing out big time! Breathing in the sea air and the wind, feeling the warmth of the sun on your skin and listening to the waves crashing the rocks are truly unique experiences. And do not even get me started on sailing. Although it may sound complicated, it will be easier with our sailing guide.


helen123
27.05.2021 4:16:01

The first example is the term feeling under the weather that people nowadays use to describe the feeling of sadness. Sailors would use this phrase when the weather was rough to warn the passengers to retreat to the lower levels of the boat to keep them safe from the storm. here


slush
02.06.2021 6:45:50

But Jonah rose up to flee to Tarshish from the presence of the Lord . So he went down to Joppa, found a ship which was going to Tarshish, paid the fare and went down into it to go with them to Tarshish from the presence of the Lord . here


Harmton
27.05.2021 6:16:28

But when she could hide him no longer, she got him a wicker basket and covered it over with tar and pitch. Then she put the child into it and set it among the reeds by the bank of the Nile. here


Leonassan
09.06.2021 8:20:08

And He got into one of the boats, which was Simon’s, and asked him to put out a little way from the land. And He sat down and began teaching the people from the boat. [links]


david345
28.04.2021 17:19:46

Then the Lord said to Noah, “Enter the ark, you and all your household, for you alone I have seen to be righteous before Me in this time.


mico
27.05.2021 4:16:01

The next day the crowd that stood on the other side of the sea saw that there was no other small boat there, except one, and that Jesus had not entered with His disciples into the boat, but that His disciples had gone away alone. There came other small boats from Tiberias near to the place where they ate the bread after the Lord had given thanks. here


roywalsh
04.05.2021 6:59:16

It’s a Boating thing, you wouldn’t understand


sudeyaa
13.05.2021 15:43:39

You are going to want to give up. Don’t. more


Jacob Boersma
30.05.2021 18:08:06

Heroes come and go, but legends are forever here