[fisuk]

REAL STREET, UNITED GREATS OF AMERICA (May 21, 2012) - Probable sociopath and current Washington State football coach Mike Leach demonstrated, yet again, his complete lack of character when he publicly admitted to the kidnapping and murder of an innocent, U.S.-born bear. Leach, who was named in a recent ConservativeJusticeKeepsFolksHonest PAC survey as the number one threat to the health and safety of our nation's children, has offered no apology or explanation for his crimes.

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Sources who wish to remain nameless because true courage seeks no public praise confirm that Leach lured Reggie to his death with false promises of ample opportunities for playing time and delicious molasses. Reggie, remembered by other bears as an animal of pure and generous spirit, trusted Leach as so many others have. Some say Leach was overheard in a local restaurant claiming that the only thing he "loves more than mistreating young men and bears is getting away with it because you're all stupid and evil always wins."

[franklions99]

"Reggie - that was the bear's name - was here a couple of days a week with a youth group he led. They'd wander through the park, picking up trash and handing out sunscreen to hikers. Reggie always said ultraviolet rays were more dangerous than the meanest Kodiak." [links]

[gef]

Once these bears were mutated to become even deadlier killing machines, they would be dropped along with paratroopers accompanying an invasion force. Thankfully, the great conservative president Ronald Reagan single-handedly destroyed the USSR before they had a chance to unleash this scourge against humanity. more

[mestar]

The evil soulless bears caught brutally raping innocents in a foul bestiality attack

[jumolock1976]

Dr. Colbert knows about the bears, and he's been warning America ever since.

[daemox]

There's gonna be a lot more where that came from! [links]

[nisilva9h2]

The Bear Threat’s aluminum riser is similar in appearance and style to the rest of the higher-end Bear models. Bear engineers revamped the architecture in certain sections to provide more stabilization.

[Andreas Schildbach]

This strong bow is ideal for any archer who wants the most convenient features for the least amount of money, and therefore, we give a bear threat compound bow review.

[stracer01]

The Bear Threat is a great bow that blends good results, cutting-edge technologies, and reasonable pricing into one attractive bundle. The Bear Threat compound bow is a lightweight bow built for the everyday shooter who wants heavy-hitting features without emptying their wallet.

[franzl]

The Threat often does not come with factory-installed dampeners. If shooters are interested in looking at dampening choices for split limb bows after purchasing the bow, there are lots available in the aftermarket.

[Cyril]

And then they go on to say that the credit crunch is going to get worse:

[Koon]

The American stockmarket had its worst month since 2002 in June and is now down more than 20% from its peak, the definition of a bear market. It is not alone. According to Standard & Poor’s, a rating agency, the value of global stockmarkets fell by $3 trillion during the month, thanks in particular to a 10% decline in emerging markets.

[aisnake]

So far, this is illustration from The Economist is the best picture of bear market that we’ve seen. In the accompanying article about our current markets, they review some basic bear market stats:

[Tara01]

Investors might have coped with the credit crunch if it were not for the high commodity prices, and vice versa. They do not know whether to fear inflation or recession more, but they know that both at once will be unpleasant. It looks like a lengthy period of gloom is in store for the stockmarkets. Meanwhile, the best investors can do is hope, Micawber-like, that something will turn up. A collapse in oil prices would help.

[NickB]

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[peterwhite88]

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